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teenmachine:

evanfreaknetzel:

ask-historiareiss:

femmeanddangerous:

Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.

is thAT A DILDO KNIFE

the killdo

wooooooaaaaaahhhh

teenmachine:

evanfreaknetzel:

ask-historiareiss:

femmeanddangerous:

Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.

is thAT A DILDO KNIFE

the killdo

wooooooaaaaaahhhh

il y a 46 minutes on avril 23rd, 2014 | J | 148 971 notes
fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

il y a 1 heure on avril 23rd, 2014 | J | 232 690 notes

thats-slightly-raven:

phantomofthe0prah:

thats-slightly-raven:

I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.

how do you set your eyebrow on fire

I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes

il y a 2 heures on avril 23rd, 2014 | J | 186 462 notes

judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

il y a 3 heures on avril 23rd, 2014 | J | 132 252 notes

Let me throw out this specifically very creepy science fiction scenario for you.

When people in a zoo or in a preserve will try to raise a panda from a baby, or try to raise a condor from a baby or whatever they have ways they can convince the other, because they are so much more intelligent than the creatures. They have all sorts of tools for convincing the creatures that they are one of them. Like they will let you feed them … you can even make yourself look like its mother or smell like its mother. And out in the wild even, you know, in many cases if you can make yourself smell perfectly like another gazelle you can walk around the gazelles, and they’re so dumb … they can smell a lion and they know it’s a lion, and they know to be alarmed. …
So it’s easy to fool them that you’re one of them. In a way that’s it’s impossible for them to detect.

So, if there was another species that wanted to study us the way we study gazelles or the way we study rare birds or whatever,
if they are that much smarter than we are than we are to the animals, they would absolutely have ways to walk among us in ways that are absolutely undetectable.
Even we wouldn’t see them at all, or else we would mistake them for a fellow human.

But the way we portray them in movies, like the aliens are sort of clumsy in how they do it, like they don’t know how to mimic human emotion or that they don’t understand love or they’re very robotic … We’re kind of insulting the aliens when we assume that. They’d be smart enough to come here and they’d be of much higher intelligence, but they wouldn’t be able to mimic our social cues.

Ok, just like we can smear animal urine over our own bodies in order to pass among them, they would totally know how to imitate love and charisma and all of those things.

So I think if they were here and watching us, if they were that much more advanced than we are, we would never know they’re here. We would not be capturing their ships on freakin’ camera phones or whatever.

They would pass among us completely undetected and we would never know until they chose to let us know.

-

David Wong (aka Jason Pargin) on the Cracked Podcast

I recommend listening to the whole thing — it’s a pretty interesting conversation overall. This was just my favorite excerpt. 

(via thegirlparachronism(quote starts around 55:20)

il y a 4 heures on avril 23rd, 2014 | J | 4 201 notes

magicconchshell:

i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi

il y a 5 heures on avril 23rd, 2014 | J | 94 743 notes

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

il y a 6 heures on avril 23rd, 2014 | J | 42 453 notes
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definitionofdisney:

If you love Disney you must follow this blog!

definitionofdisney:

If you love Disney you must follow this blog!

il y a 17 heures on avril 22nd, 2014 | J | 1 163 notes

vote-satan:

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

il y a 18 heures on avril 22nd, 2014 | J | 61 452 notes

firew0lves:

deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

how can this be so accurate

il y a 19 heures on avril 22nd, 2014 | J | 379 814 notes

flowury:

I hope you fall in love with someone who makes you fall in love with the entire world

il y a 20 heures on avril 22nd, 2014 | J | 83 592 notes

rosereturns:

Bradley has definitely let the royal status go to his head. And he acts like the king, all the time, juts ordering people around. And he did try to order the execution of one of the costume people for tying his cape the wrong way. And that was the final straw. We had to call an intervention. We’ve done well, he’s changed since then. He’s a better person. - Colin Morgan (x)

il y a 21 heures on avril 22nd, 2014 | J | 6 255 notes